Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2025: Complete Winners List and Highlights

The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2025 made television history on August 5, 2025, bringing their unique brand of cultural celebration to Bravo for the first time ever. Hosted by comedy duo Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, the awards show honored everything from "Best Word to Whisper" to "Artist of the Millennium" in a spectacular celebration of pop culture's most delightfully specific moments.

What Are the Las Culturistas Culture Awards?

The Las Culturistas Culture Awards, born from the wildly popular Las Culturistas podcast, represents a revolutionary approach to awards shows. Unlike traditional ceremonies that honor conventional achievements, these awards celebrate the quirky, specific, and often hilarious aspects of contemporary culture that truly resonate with audiences.

Top Winners and Major Categories

Lady Gaga dominated the 2025 Culture Awards, taking home both Record of the Year for "Abracadabra" and Album of the Year for MAYHEM. The pop superstar's cultural impact was further celebrated with "Gagachella" winning the Social Change Moment of the Year award.

Titan of Culture - Kenan Thompson
Record Of The Year - "Abracadabra" by Lady Gaga
Album Of The Year - MAYHEM by Lady Gaga
Finalist Of The Year - Meghann Fahy
Outfit Of The Year - Lisa Rinna in whatever she wants
Best New Artist - Gabby Windey
Best Picture – Literal Picture - Dylan Efron Butt In Air
Allison Williams Cool Girl Award - Paige DeSorbo
Santa Award For Being Unforgettable - Toad (Mario)
Most Amazing Impact In Film - Paul Giamatti, blue paint (Big Fat Liar)
Most Iconic Exchange of Words - "High body count hair" by Angie Katsanevas
Most Iconic Building Or Structure - Universal Helios Grand Hotel, a Loews Hotel (Epic Universe)
Best Vibe, Hands Down - Seth Meyers
Best Movie Of All Time - TIE: Tár and The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Best Gay Guy – Normal - Jared
Best Gay Guy – Famous - Andy Cohen
Best Gay Guy – Somewhere In Between - Fire Island Pines Bartender
Titanic Award For Monoculture - Rotisserie chicken
Best Word To Whisper - "Never"
Best Word To Scream - "NEVER!!!!!!"
Best Uncommon Accident - Knife falls on foot while running knife to your friend who asked "if you could bring that knife over here"
Best News We Heard - Ben Platt is here to sing a Record of the Year Nominee (write-in)
Social Change Moment Of The Year - Gagachella
Kindest Greeting - "We've met several times and I remember!"
Most Thrilling Threat - "If I ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you"
Best Breakfast - Crab cake Benedict
Best Lunch - Free
Best Dinner - You get home and your new lover cooked for you, again. So far, they are amazing.
Best Beverage - TIE: Big Airport Essentia and Celsius
Moon Award For Shining Brightly - Dreamworks moon with the boy on it who fishes
Sun Award For So F-ckin' Hot - Lucy Dacus
Eva Longoria Award For Tiny Woman, Huge Impact - Quinta Brunson
Father Award - Andy Cohen
Daddy Award - The Men of The Four Seasons
Circus Award For Stop Being Weird - Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose
Filet Mignon Award For Best Beef - Benito Skinner (Overcompensating)
Canada Award For Canadian Delicacy - Maple syrup on a stick on ice
Worst Sticky Feeling - When you touch a child's hand and it's like, "What was that?"
Borders Award For Store That Should Come Back - Hale and Hearty
Sport We Would Love To Know More About - Volleyball (bunch of guys in the park, can't tell how many are gay)
Best Gift For Mom - "GLOW" perfume by JLo from 2002
Best Gift For Dad - Book about war he already owns
Best Gift For Sibling/Cousin - Onesie for a baby you're almost positive they have
"In This House We Believe In" Award For Best Yard Sign - "NO SOLICITING UNLESS YOU HAVE A BIG FAT ASS AND A GREAT WARM SMILE"
Best City — Up And Coming - Oh, trust! Whatever city I'm in? I got all the boys up and coming!
Best City — Established - Oh, trust! Whatever city I'm in? I'm establishing connections… with the boys!
Best Laugher - RuPaul Charles
Best Crier - Demi Moore
AKA Award For Other Way To Say That - "You freaked that!" aka you did well
Walking Home Alone Award For What Women Have To Do - Learn about "Toxic Shock Syndrome" and then worry about it until you die
Hypochondriac Award For Illness We Think We Have This Time - This is not a sickness but my foot is broken
"Right Hand Arm… Man" Award For Nicknames - Silly Rabbit
Hags Award For Abbreviated Thing To Say - RHOSLC (???)
Trans Rights Award For Stuff You Can't Take Away From Us Even If You Tried - My water bottle on the plane!
The Secret To Life - Dance like everyone is watching and they're simply obsessed
Best Alternative To God Bless You - Do NOT sneeze on me, I canNOT get sick this week
Best Way To Be Together - Blood relative family reunion
Best Batman Woman - Robyn (Spelled with a "Y". This is The Riddler's assistant Robyn whose scenes were cut)
Song Of The Summer - "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter
Famke Janssen Name Award - Madison Beer
Best Way To Ride With Your Bitches - Big van that housewives take to go on trips
Best Damn Bird - The one Nelly Furtado is like
Grief Of The Year - When we thought for a second pervy lil bro died on White Lotus from the protein smoothie
We Could See Boop! Award For Best Thing To See - John Proctor Is The Villain
Woman Of A Certain Age Award - Betty Boop (Timeless)
Harshest Truth About 'Wicked' - Pfannee not realized, we don't get into his gay story
Worst Animal To Find Is Hiding In Your Home - Buncha lobsters
Most Reductive Way To Note That A Gay Man Is Speaking - "We at the network love his sass"
Best Title For A Book - Conflict Is Not Abuse (you can learn a lot from just this title)
Best Thing You Texted Your High School Friends About - White Lotus – so good!
Style Icon Award - Dr. Orna Guralnik
Cover Our Bases Award For Thing You Have To Admit Happened This Year - Law and Order: It Ends With Us
Jamie Lee Curtis Award For Gusto, Enthusiasm And Individuality - Womencrafts Provincetown
"I Love You" Award For Best Three Words Together - PINK PONY CLUB
Pop Crave Award For Excellence In Journalism - Amelia Dimoldenberg
Best 2023 Moment - Gwyneth Paltrow skiing lawsuit
Docusign Award For Technology That Moved Us Forward - When phones touch tips and something happens
Best Title For The Next 'Bridget Jones' - Bridget Jones To Terabithia
'Today Show' Award For Excellence In The Morning - Jenna Bush Hager
Casamigos Margaritas Award For Things To Enjoy Anytime Anywhere - Podcasts
Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say - "Do you want to go to a Broadway show tonight?"
Tina Turner Legend Award - Audra McDonald
Renee Rapp Award For Power In Lesbianism - Probably your grandma even though she was married to your grandpa for fifty years
Shhhh Don't Repeat This Award For Rumor We Are Making Up - Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart
Most Matt Rogers Coded Award - Soup (All)
Bowen Yang Coded Award - Stew (All)
Best Hand Moment, Excellence In Hands - 11 minute applause breaks (Cannes Film Festival)
Most Beautiful Name For A Daughter You haven't Even Thought Of Yet - Stevia
Best Note Ever Sung - "Sometiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes" by Charli XCX in "Rewind"
Song That They're Absolutely Blasting At Trader Joe's - TIE: "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani and "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates
'Hunger Games' Award For Best Huge Franchise - Yo Gabba Gabba!
Scariest Moment In History - Hereditary (lil diva head come off)
People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive - Dylan Efron
The Greatest Showman - Sutton Foster
Shot We Are Shooting In This Moment - Celine Dion on Las Cultch
Lindsay Lohan In 'Parent Trap' Award For Twins Excellence - Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson (Dicks: The Musical)
The Sweat Tour Award For Best Live Indoor Performance - Brat Tour
The Cowboy Carter Award For Best Live Outdoor Performance - Cowboy Carter
Wingdings Award For Excellence in Symbols - TIE: Little fire on a menu indicating spicy and Little peanut on a menu indicating peanut
Creatine Award For Straight Male Excellence - Andy Samberg
Artist of the Millennium - Miss Piggy

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How to Watch Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2025

The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2025 aired live on Bravo on August 5, 2025, and became available for streaming on Peacock starting August 6, 2025. Fans can also enjoy special podcast coverage through the Las Culturistas podcast, offering behind-the-scenes commentary and exclusive insights from hosts Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.